sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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