Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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