- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

You idiot thats 9 letters

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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