- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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