Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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