- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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