1+2 = 6

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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