What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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1+2 = 6

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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kennah campion when she talks

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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SHUT UP JP

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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The cream, it is coming

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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