Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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