knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

purple pickles

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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