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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

White men's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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