- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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