Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Gus's mom

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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