Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What? Huh?

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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