- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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