- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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