- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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