why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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that wall over there ->

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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