what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What does? 42

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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