Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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purple pickles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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