How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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