- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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