A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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