- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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