- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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