WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Justin beiber..

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Women's Rights

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Womens rights

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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