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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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