- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Rebecca Black

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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