- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

whats black and large -me

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Knock knock Go away

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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