- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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