- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

PIED NINNY!

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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