- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Women's rights.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

do you have a wife?

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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