- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

knock knock!? . . No.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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