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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Roses are red.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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