Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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