- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

george goodburn is secretly mexican

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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