guess what>? your mum lol

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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