So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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