Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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What do you call an arab ?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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