- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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