- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

what did jacob say to coach a joke

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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