- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Adam Chebali has no life

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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