- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Knock Knock. Come in.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

what did jacob say to coach a joke

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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