What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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