- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

men's rights activists

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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