- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Actually it was me Josh brown

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