- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

you dint have to be a jew matt

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