- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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