- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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