- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

I forgot what i was gonna say

Where's my tractor?

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

That is so fetch

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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