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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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