binladin walks into the american seals

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Matt is a Duster!

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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outside your comfort zone

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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