My spelling is horrible

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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