Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

i hate non minorities!

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Brain fart

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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