What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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