Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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the midget went to the midget store

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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