- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

don't just stand there

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

A man walked into a bar owch

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Phew... it's gone.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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