- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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