- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

There's my tractor.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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