What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

Robert Mugabe.

Female Orgasms

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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