why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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A guy walks into a bar and hears a someone crying. He asks the bartender who is crying and the bartender says "It's my goat. He's been crying since Tuesday, I'm giving a $500 reward to whoever can make him stop." So the man walks to the back and whispers something to the goat's ear and suddenly the goat starts laughing. The bartender was so amazed at what happened and says "Wow, thank you kind sir! Here's your reward money." and the man takes the money and leaves. The next day the man returns to the bar and the bartender says "Hey, ever since you made my goat laugh he hasn't stopped. He's been driving me nuts. I'll give you another $500 to make him stop." So again, the man goes to the back of the bar and whispers to the the goats ear. Suddenly, the goat start crying again. The bartender can't believe it. He asks "How in the world did you do that? What did you say to my goat?" The man says "Well the first time I saw your goat I told him a joke." "Okay, that explains why he kept laughing..." the bartender asks "Now, what did you say to make him cry?" The man replies "I told him..." Suddenly the goat escapes and goes completely crazy and kills everybody in the bar with his horns. Till this day no one knows what the man said to the goat.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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