Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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