Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Massie is a fatass

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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