- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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