- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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