What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Women's Rights

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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