- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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