What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Feminism.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

My peni s

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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