An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Obama = ebola

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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