A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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