- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

knock knock come in !

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Title IX

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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