- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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