- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

i had sex.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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