Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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I asked her where you were.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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