Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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