- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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