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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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