- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why did the dog die? He was old

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

black people

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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