girls basketball

purple pickles

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

gay pom...

Get up Look in the mirror

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