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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Your mom is so old she died

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

what is 3+3= 8

dyslexic's Untie

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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