- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Knock Knock The doors already open

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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