- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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