A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

girls basketball

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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