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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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