6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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