- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

wanna here a joke? you.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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