dat shoe shine tho

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

A man was shot. He died.

I <3 Hitler

whats black and large -me

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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