- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

I like touching my boobs

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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