Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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